The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can
by weap August 28, 2005
An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."
by Autolyticsociety October 4, 2006
To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
by chupacabra February 14, 2005
by farfellseed May 14, 2006
Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
by matt November 13, 2003
A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
tony blair is a shitcock
by N.Magic May 8, 2005