shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

shitcocking by weap September 11, 2005

shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

shirtcocking 

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be applied to girls. May have first been created at Burning Man.

I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.

shirtcocking by Bloodrunna August 3, 2010

shirtcocking 

A nudist practice involving wearing nothing but a shirt, usually a t-shirt that ends above the waste.

That smelly old hippie with the Burn It! t-shirt and no pants is shirtcocking in the wrong town. Get him!

shirtcocking by Prof. Toofin Gersinmee May 3, 2006

Shirtcockin' 

When a male wears nothing but a shirt in public and his penis is swinging from below his shirt. Recently popularized at Flipside and the Ambient Camping and Winners Circle crowd.

"Hey Joe I bet you you don't have the balls to run around here shirtcockin'!"

Shirtcockin' by OneLove ATX February 4, 2010

Shitbooking 

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013