Shitoking

Watching TikTok while on the toilet

Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.

by Leozard September 4, 2022

Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

binge-shitting

What naturally happens following binge-eating.

After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

Shitbooking

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

shitting in stereo

a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.

No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.

by Peven glugh November 25, 2011