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A laptop that has extremely poor performance, particularly when gaming
Sorry guys I'm lagging...
Fix your fucking shittop bro
Shittop by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Shitmont County 

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.
Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

shitpopper

a gay man who performs anal sex while his partner is taking a crap
The shitpoppers living next door have a can-do attitude.
shitpopper by nunchuck May 13, 2005

shitmonk 

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.
How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.
shitmonk by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009

shitmonkey 

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.
1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."
shitmonkey by King Mob May 20, 2004

shitmosphere 

The area of a room that is contaminated by the release of a smelly fart
Bill was in the room and farted, then i walked through the shitmosphere and almost died of lack of oxygen.
shitmosphere by j&billdog March 29, 2010