imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.
How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.
by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009
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Guy1: Man, my damn toilet is clogged up!
Guy2: Hey, call Daniel. He'll fix it. He'll shove his arm up in there and pull that turd right out. Yeah, he's a real shitmonk.
Guy2: Hey, call Daniel. He'll fix it. He'll shove his arm up in there and pull that turd right out. Yeah, he's a real shitmonk.
by EatMyJunk April 24, 2009
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by Doomover October 16, 2008
Get the shitmonk mug.The remains of a specimen of the Sciuridae family that has been killed by a wheeled entity, such as a bicycle or motor vehicle. Not to be confused with "chipmunk", which refers to only living entities.
by Bicycle21591 June 3, 2024
Get the shitmonk mug.A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.
Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.
by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022
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Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!
2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!
3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!
4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!
3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!
4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009
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by King Mob May 20, 2004
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