Shittop

A laptop that has extremely poor performance, particularly when gaming

Sorry guys I'm lagging...
Fix your fucking shittop bro

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Shittop

Its when your laptop runs like shit

¨bro, my laptop is being a shittop, I can´t play Fortnite today, sorry.¨

by Elluck February 22, 2019

Glup Shitto

A character from the Star Wars universe known to hardcore fans but unknown to general audiences.

"OMG, Glup Shitto is back!"
"Who?"

by Ast0 December 13, 2020

shittok

Garbage app for mentally stunted zoomers

- No I'm not installing shittok please go away

by SIX HOT LOADS July 29, 2021

Shittower

Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.

I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin

by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

shitpopper

a gay man who performs anal sex while his partner is taking a crap

The shitpoppers living next door have a can-do attitude.

by nunchuck May 13, 2005

Shittoon

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power

Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper

by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019