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Shitmarker

1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.

2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.

other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t

gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
Shitmarker by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010
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shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

Shitmare 

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.
Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!
Shitmare by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.
Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.
Hitmarkers are when you shoot with a gun in a game and hurt the person but get no kill.
*Shoots with Intervention in Call of Duty mw2*
*Gets a hitmarker*
*You: DAM WHY DIDN'T GET THE KILL...I GOT A HITMARKER!!!
Hitmarker by xEzW July 27, 2010

shitwalker 

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.
Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!
shitwalker by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015