Shitwank

Having a wank whilst taking a shit...

"No sex for me love i just had a hench shitwank"

by Intervallo March 25, 2009

shitwank

Defecating in your hands before masturbating furiously.

Dude, i totally shitwanked over you the other night

by Hitokiri Neo December 22, 2008

shitwank

A common insult with the same meaning as twat dickhead wanker etc.

Your such a shitwank!

by Wazzlefazzle177 March 8, 2008

Shitwank

Both a really bad mastubatory experience or a term of reference, affectionate or otherwise towards an individual.

i.e. there was good porn but just as I was about to jizz, some gay popup appeared and spoilt it.

i.e. "hey you, shitwank! Keep the fucking noise down and tell your bro I said he was a tossfuck!"

by HimJip March 17, 2011

shitwank

See: Neocubed.com

neocubed is a real shitwank

by Dark Thunder June 28, 2004

Shitwank

Someone who posts the meaning of their name found on this website on any social media outlet of their choice, forgetting to realize that no one asked for it.

Fuck dude, I keep seeing jeff post the meaning his name on Instagram! Well jeff is a total shitwank!

by NoMoreSpaggetty March 16, 2017

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010