Shitwanger
"What a shitwanger."
Shitwanger by pixiefail. January 2, 2010
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Shitbaggery
Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'
1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.
2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'
1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.
2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"
2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006
Related Words
Shitwanger • shitbanger • shitwanker • shitranger • Shitwankery • Shit wager • shit wankered • shitfinger • ShitMonger • shitbagger
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The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011
shitwalker
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That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006
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