shitflea

1. Used to describe a person of little or no significance.
2. Someone of low social standing.
3. A vain, often trite individual.

Common will never amount to anything but a shitflea.

by Dunari January 17, 2005

Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

shitfeast

1. The meal which you are forced to eat due to extreme hunger and a lack of other options.

When you are starving and come home to your mother in law's horrible version of meatloaf you are getting ready to enjoy a shitfeast.

by bigdongmanhands March 4, 2011

Shitfreak

Anyone who obsesses over shit. This may be expressed through over interest in someone else’s shit by asking when, where, and/or how they shit. It can also be expressed by discussing details about his or her own shits.

“Dude, I’m really concerned about Nathan. This is the fourth time he’s mentioned shit today.”

“Yeah he’s been acting like a real shitfreak lately”

by Knots April 28, 2019

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.

After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

by The Nose knows March 8, 2014

shitfreak

One who has a queer fascination with poop.

Snitty is a shitfreak!!

by wiggerG February 24, 2003