Shitflex

Shitflex or Shitflexing is to narcissistically brag to the point that you are shitting on someone or something completely unprompted. No one gives a shit.

“ I love being able to do whatever I want because I don’t have kids” , “Um ok cool shitflex”

Shitflex by Carodizzle September 10, 2021

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ShitFlix

When Netflix has a shit movie come out

I was watching Netflix and there new movies are a bunch of shitflix

ShitFlix by YeboiAzza July 17, 2019

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Shitflex • shitflix • Shitflixing • shitflux • shiftlexia • shitflea

shitflux

Horrible smelling burps or belches. As opposed to reflux.

(friend burps)
Dis niggas burp`s smell so bad...he must have a bad case of shitflux, already.

shitflux by theginth1 March 10, 2008

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shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

shiftlexia by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008