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shitfeart

Scottish slang referring to someone who is scared. Usually used to entice other's into doing stupid stunts.
Davie: "Jump off that bridge"
Brian: "Are you kidding?? I'll break my legs!!"
Davie: "Aw dinnae be a shitfeart"
Brian: "Ok, fuck it."
by juicyfarts August 22, 2011
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shiterati

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008
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shitfest

(n.) when a lot of really shitty things happen all at once
Paul: I can't rearrange my room, I have a mess everywhere, and I have to write my paper. FUCK!

Joe: What a shitfest!
by TallPaul6533 March 27, 2009
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Shiterator

A horribly programmed iterator used on a hash table. Only useful if the data structure that it will be used on is designed around the concept of using the shiterator. A typical shiterator takes an integer in its first() method call. Thus defeating the purpose of an iterator.
Person 1: "Why am I getting a "No matching call" to iterate.first()?"
Person 2: "...first() takes an integer."
Person 1: "...the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know, person 3 programmed a shiterator."

for(i = 0; i < table size; i++)
{

iterator.first(i);

while(!iterator.done())

{

std::cout << iterator.current();

}
}
by sonofsonofspock December 13, 2010
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shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.
Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.
by Monkey McMurtelstein March 7, 2005
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shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.
Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
by pspczar February 16, 2006
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Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
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