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Shitfreak

Anyone who obsesses over shit. This may be expressed through over interest in someone else’s shit by asking when, where, and/or how they shit. It can also be expressed by discussing details about his or her own shits.
“Dude, I’m really concerned about Nathan. This is the fourth time he’s mentioned shit today.”

“Yeah he’s been acting like a real shitfreak lately”
by Knots April 28, 2019
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shitfreak

One who has a queer fascination with poop.
Snitty is a shitfreak!!
by wiggerG February 24, 2003
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Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.
by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004
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shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.
United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020
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shitcreek

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."
by word genie February 20, 2005
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Shitwreck

A turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl
Fuck me I just did the the most humungous shitwreck.
by soodonaime July 29, 2011
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shitbreak

A person that can not or will not deficate in a public place. They have to go home or a familiar place to releave themselves; Excessively or affectedly prim and proper; excessively fastidious and easily disgusted. From the movie, American Pie, the Paul Finch character is called 'Shitbreak' by his friends because he can not take a shit in the school's bathroom. He goes home during the school day to use his own toilet.
"Shitbreak brings his own silverware to a restaraunt"
by TheDuke7509 January 14, 2005
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