shitfeast

1. The meal which you are forced to eat due to extreme hunger and a lack of other options.

When you are starving and come home to your mother in law's horrible version of meatloaf you are getting ready to enjoy a shitfeast.

by bigdongmanhands March 4, 2011

Concrete Shitfeast

An insurmountable wall of bullshit you cannot possibly break your way through.

The party was a concrete shitfeast. I might aswell not have been there.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

Shitcast

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.

Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.

by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

shitfest

(n.) when a lot of really shitty things happen all at once

Paul: I can't rearrange my room, I have a mess everywhere, and I have to write my paper. FUCK!

Joe: What a shitfest!

by TallPaul6533 March 27, 2009

shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.

Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

by Monkey McMurtelstein March 7, 2005

Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004