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shitesque by Posh Schlock December 11, 2018
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Shitqueer
First identified in the trans community, a shitqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.
Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.
Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.
This makes shitqueers furiously angry!
They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).
Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.
Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.
This makes shitqueers furiously angry!
They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).
Person A: "As a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky sex and smoking meth. Otherwise I would have a job."
Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."
Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."
Person B: "You are a shitqueer."
Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."
Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."
Person B: "You are a shitqueer."
Shitqueer by L_and_scape July 4, 2014
Related Words
shitesque • shitsqueak • Shit Squeezer • shitetiquette • shitiquette • Shitqueer • Shitquel • Shitsquirt • Saifesque • scatesque
Shitqueer
Shitqueers (or dirtqueers) are mean, shitty, entitled queers.
Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.
Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.
Lady: "Sorry Pronoun, but you can't crash on my couch for another month."
Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"
Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"
Shitqueer by CHOBITCOIN November 16, 2014
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Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.
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shitester
Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.
shitester by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017
shitesaurus
James: How many times have you taken a shit today?
Sharlene: I have taken six dumps today.
James: You are my little shitesaurus.
Sharlene: I have taken six dumps today.
James: You are my little shitesaurus.
shitesaurus by whopperbar August 22, 2016
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