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Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.
Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!
Scrotesque by Valerie February 3, 2005

Statuesque 

built like a statue – in symmetry and proportion; spoke of a female, who is attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned, and muscularly defined (shapely) - with a taller, shapelier built –especially in the legs, thighs, buttocks, hips, and arms i.e. tall and shapely.
Marisol is a super sexy, built like a brick house, tall, statuesque, with body for days. She has a full, lush, lavish, luxurious, world class body.
Statuesque by Robbie Amorous October 20, 2005

Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme
2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!
Scrotesque by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004

Soapesque 

(adj.) Relevant to soap operas; Resembling the structure or drama within soap operas.
Girl: ...So I ran away with Jared and now we're staying in a cabin in the woods of Wisconsin.

Woman behind counter: Jesus Christ you're life is so soapesque.
Soapesque by Waren G. Harding April 7, 2010

Scrotesque

a style of persona characterized by repulsive manliness. Bad hygiene expressed through ones daily activities and/or language, all while being aware of ones self and not giving two shits.
Alex just dropped a deuce in that over flowing porta-potty, didn’t think twice about it. Kids’ scrotesque!
Scrotesque by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020
shitty in a particularly lame or piss-ass way
It is really shitesque to ask people to hurry and then be late yourself.
shitesque by Posh Schlock December 11, 2018
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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