Shitquel 

An unnessasarry sequel to a movie. Happens when Hollywood runs out of ideas.

1: Hey bro wanna go see Spiderman 296?

2: FUCK NO! THAT MOVIE IS SUCH A SHITQUEL!

Shitquel by DodoXek September 24, 2014

Shitquel 

Any Sequel, Prequel or Remake to a movie franchise that shits all over the original.

-The Star Wars Prequels
- i.e. Nicolas Cage and George Lucas

Ex:

Man 1- Did you see Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
Man 2- Yeah!
Man 1- What a Shitquel that was!

Shitquel by Mickeydee23 July 24, 2011

Shitqueer 

First identified in the trans community, a shitqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.

Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.

Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.

This makes shitqueers furiously angry!

They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).

Person A: "As a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky sex and smoking meth. Otherwise I would have a job."

Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."

Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."

Person B: "You are a shitqueer."

Shitqueer by L_and_scape July 4, 2014

Shitqueer 

Shitqueers (or dirtqueers) are mean, shitty, entitled queers.

Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.

Lady: "Sorry Pronoun, but you can't crash on my couch for another month."

Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"

Shitqueer by CHOBITCOIN November 16, 2014

Shitquestered 

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

Shitquestered by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

Shitfuel 

Noun. A creepy meme (e.g. Jeff the Killer) that has been edited with a flashing effect and a loud noise similar to static. It is known as shitfuel because its sudden loud noise and flashing picture may cause an unsuspecting viewer to defecate in his or her pants, also known as "fueling shit," hence it is called shitfuel.

*link emailed to friend*
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."

Shitfuel by AlaskaDerp17 July 24, 2013

Shitfuel 

When something is very scatty.

Blake let the escort shit on him. Shitfuel he screamed as he climaxed

Shitfuel by Francisco Lachowski February 22, 2022