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Shitqueer 

First identified in the trans community, a shitqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.

Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.

Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.

This makes shitqueers furiously angry!

They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).
Person A: "As a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky sex and smoking meth. Otherwise I would have a job."

Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."

Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."

Person B: "You are a shitqueer."
Shitqueer by L_and_scape July 4, 2014

Shitqueer 

Shitqueers (or dirtqueers) are mean, shitty, entitled queers.

Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.
Lady: "Sorry Pronoun, but you can't crash on my couch for another month."

Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"
Shitqueer by CHOBITCOIN November 16, 2014

shaqueera 

1. Taking, transcending, transforming to/with the queer goodness that flows from Shakira.
2. Whatever
OMG, Taylor's got a nice shaqueera and is glowing so shaqueera-ee.

Oh those white-privilege cis dude gay fuckwads, let's sprinkle shaqueera all over their lives.
shaqueera by g-w May 20, 2011

Shittuber 

A shitty YouTuber. Someone who uploads shitty content on the platform YouTube whom any sane person would refrain from watching.
Person 1: Hey want to watch Logan Paul's new vlog?

Person 2: That shittuber? I'd rather fucking shove an elephant's trunk up my ass than see a Logan Paul video.
Shittuber by darknightshadow September 25, 2018

Shiteerian 

Someone who is shit, garbage and a trashcan.
The person we are playing against is a shiteerian.
Shiteerian by JackTheMongo September 14, 2018

Shitquestered 

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)
Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.
Shitquestered by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

shaqueer 

The northern Texas way to say "terrorist"
you: Yo! Shaqueer
shaqueer: My name is Jehardesummaka
shaqueer by cmkani October 25, 2007
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