Shitsquirt

When you really gotta shit, but you dont have time, you you do it in little squirts, pacing yourself.

i could'nt wait until the movie was over, so i shitsquirted

by Mason A April 4, 2007

Shitsquirt

The act of accidentally shitting while having sexual intercourse (and finishing).

"Oh, you bagged Nicole?! I heard she's a total shitsquirter!"

by bvdrx November 18, 2025

shitsquatch

Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.

Dear god honey, your Uncle Frohicke laid a shitsquatch in here! Open the goddamned windows!

by Buzz Zoo July 1, 2007

Shitquit

Like a ragequit, but undertaken out of necessity and not anger. Derived from the phrase "shit to do."

"Sorry, guys, I've gotta shitquit... my term paper is due tomorrow."

"Shitquitting, see ya later, real life calls."

by CaRAWR September 7, 2009

Shitscuits

(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.

P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."

P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"

by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009

Nyquil Shitsquat

When you get out your Roomba ( obviously full battery ). Chug a full bottle of Nyquil; strip down ( obviously ) and proceed to shit on it. Next, open your apartment door and turn your Roomba on. You will then assume the sumo position and follow it to its destination. While this is going on YOU will be masturbating. The goal is to come in front of the Roomba before you pass out. If the Roomba arrives and stalls out in front of another tenants door; chances are they will let you in simply due to shock in the position you're in. Force yourself in and continue. The goal is to cum before the police arrive or you pass out.

I was trying to recover from Covid; and took a bunch of Nyquil. Ended up doing the usual Nyquil Shitsquat.

Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.

by SuckPocket July 23, 2022

Shitscuit

A very dry poop that struggles to come out

This damn Shitscuit won’t get out!

by The ginger god March 23, 2019