shitiquette 

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

shitiquette by Neologizer March 15, 2010

shitiquette 

a prescribed or accepted code of office bathroom etiquette

The new guy has no shitiquette. He saddled up in the stall next to me for the second time this week. We're not playing {battle shits} for Christ's sake!

shitiquette by stuperuser April 16, 2015

Statiquette 

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.

Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009

smetiquette 

Pot Smoking etiquette

How to properly behave while smoking around people.

To smoke weed maturely.

EXAMPLES:
- Not ashing before you pass
- letting the blunt go out
- chiefing
- letting the blunt trail
- nigger lippin, etc.

I smoked with this kid the other day, that faggot kept nigger lippin the blunt, he has no smetiquette.

smetiquette by YoungMoolah February 22, 2010

setiquette 

(rules governing) acceptable behaviour on film sets.

1. When the director is talking to the actors, it's bad setiquette to interrupt.

2. Runners might only be doing menial jobs, but you should still be polite to them; it's good setiquette.

setiquette by chrispheasey July 19, 2009

sextiquette 

reciprocation of a sexual favor that is equal to or greater in value than the service rendered to you

Part of speech- noun

closely related to the Golden Rule

Jon: So this girl only nut-tickled me when I totally deserved more after I fingerbanged the crap out of her to the point that my hand cramped up.

Drew: Whoa, poor sextiquette!!!

Jon: I know, right? I thought she might just want to skip and get to the deep penetration but that was a pipedream. I finally just rolled over and went to sleep.

sextiquette by drew and jon February 13, 2009

sextiquette 

n. the customary code of polite behavior regarding the exchange of nude photos of oneself in text messages

I sent her a picture of my dong, but she didn't even show me a single nipple! She has no sextiquette.

sextiquette by Boris Roosevelt August 31, 2013