flyblow

What flies deposit (on your food, for instance), after landing on dogshit.

'Mind the flyblow on your dinner, sonny.'

'You're a right flyblow.'

by lesterama July 17, 2008

warthog

Seriously ugly girl. Usually rather porky. May rely on drunken men in order to get porked.

"Oops, I pulled another warthog last night. I'm never drinking again..."

by lesterama May 16, 2008

shitbow

A rainbow seen through a cynic's eyes.

Cynic: "There's a crock of shit at the end of the shitbow."

by lesterama May 16, 2008

shitbow

A rainbow seen through a cynic's eyes.

Cynic: "There's a crock of shit at the end of the shitbow."

by lesterama May 16, 2008

beer visor

As one becomes progressively drunker, the beer visor lowers over one's eyes, making everyone look far more attractive than they actually are.
Similar to beer goggles, except that if you tip your head back far enough or lie horizontally, you should be able to see under the visor (which may be somewhat shocking if the gorgeous lady you were chatting up turns out to be a munter).

"Mate, The beer visor came down last night. I pulled a warthog."

by lesterama May 16, 2008

arse sandwich

A sexy behind filled with a face or sperm. The object of desire (the person's bottom) becomes an arse sandwich only when one's face/ sperm is applied as filling. Yummy!

Man (on seeing a sexy arse): "I could stuff my face with some arse sandwich."

by lesterama May 16, 2008