shitbombed

The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.

She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.

by FabsDC December 24, 2004

shit bombed

To be insanely drunk. Drunk to the point where you don't remember a god damn thing the next morning. So drunk you wake up the next morning with bruises, cuts, puke, piss, and pizza sauce on yourself and have no clue where they came from.

So destroyed you wake up the next morning and say "I really need to re-evaluate my life"

Man, Joe got so shit bombed last night, he puked on the taxi driver and passed out in the neighbors bushes.

by jdgreger September 29, 2005

Shitbombing

Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.

Mostly done in prison

On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.

by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009

A-Town Shitbomb

When a girl is sitting on a guys lap and he goes to hug her, but squeezes so hard that it makes her shit her pants.

I accidentally gave my boyfriend the A-Town Shitbomb last night.

by 907Angelica February 3, 2009

shitbomb

the most fucked up, worthless, god forsaken, in human, piece of shit u will ever find... a.k.a the guy/ gurl who will never get layed ina million years

Damn, that chick is a real shitbomb

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Shitbomb

A huge shit or dump. The biggest shit in your life.

A: i took a shitbomb last night!
B: Oh dude how big was it?
A: Effing huge an andaconda!
B: Thats definately a shitbomb

by Beastly beast jf March 15, 2009

Shitbomb

An extremely unpopular topic brought up at the end of a (usually long and boring) meeting that requires a lot of work from everyone present. The worst ones are "drive-by shitbombs," where someone pokes their head in, "throws the shitbomb," and leaves.

At the end of another long and boring business meeting, Joe drops a shitbomb and mentions the manditory Employee Conduct workshop that will be held next week, resulting in anguish among his fellow co-workers

by B_playa005 April 2, 2009