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shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.
According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.
shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011
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shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Shitaneous Combustion 

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

shitcase 

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
shitcase by checheishere May 14, 2011

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.
shitcan by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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