shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...

Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

shitache

If you give a girl (or a guy) an ass rimming, and you've opened their anal cavity so far, what you will have once you are done is a circle of shit around your face and chin. This is whats known as a shitache. (Like a mustache, but made from shit)

I gave this girl such an ass rimming, when I had finished, I had a shitache.

by Nema March 29, 2006

Shitache

Where you have to poop so bad your crotch hurts

I went to the Gas Station because I was having such a shitache, I thought I was gonna lose my crotch 🚀

by Superstriker104 September 06, 2015

Shitache

Where you have to take a shot so bad your crotch hurts

I was at the Gas Station and I had such a bad shitache, I thought my crotch was gonna fall off

by Superstriker104 September 06, 2015