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Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).
Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.
by Gordanovich May 31, 2016
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shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
by mr.corruption June 9, 2005
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Shitaneous Combustion

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012
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shitcase

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
by checheishere May 14, 2011
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shitcan

He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
by osibisa November 16, 2007
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shitcake

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.
by von Trips August 29, 2009
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