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Shitcano 

When you position a woman/male on there knees with there head propped upwards towards the sealing. Then you eject your runny human feces into her mouth. then you plug her nose, and stick your penis or fingers down here throat. then she will try to get air and end up gargling with the runny human feces , and it looks like a volcanic eruption.
OMG sally, did you see Mathew stick his enormous penis down Jeremias throat with the runny human feces? I thought it was Mount Saint Helen going off again ! but then i realized it was just a GIANT shitcano .
Shitcano by bobertRJY April 23, 2009
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shitcano 

When a group of people poop in the same toilet intill it piles up like a Volcano...only in this case, a shitcano.

Also works well when someone turns the water off, and no one will flush it by mistake.
Man that was the biggest shitcano ever! Now the maids have to clean it up.
shitcano by nicholas1961 August 19, 2007

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005
He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.
shitcan by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Shitzanogien 

When Playing Minecraft, listening to revenge, Shitzanogien is the word associated when you are blown up by a creeper and lose all your stuff
You - “Yo I just found a village”.
Creeper kills you
You - “Ahhhhhh Shitzanogien, I just lost 11 Diamonds”.
Shitzanogien by The Recyclable Cunt October 31, 2019

shitmano 

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).
Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).
shitmano by ::analogue:: January 31, 2005

Shitcago 

Cold, grey murder capital of the midwest. Life is so bad in Shitcago that the Cubs seem like a good baseball team to watch! Home of really bad haircuts.
Look, Shitcago is on fire again. Oh well, it's probably for the best.
Shitcago by Bears still suck! January 2, 2009
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