Firing

adj. Good, Great, Awesome, Top quality.
(surf slang, describes wave quality)

"Waves were firing today, you really missed it".

by skullcap January 13, 2004

Firing

An act of heavy drinking or doing absolutely anything with extreme focus and partying at 100 miles per hour at all times.

Hey let’s fire this weekend.

Dude I can’t wait to fire this weekend.

We are firing right now get here.

by YETH October 27, 2021

Firing

To do absolutely anything in a party scene or type including being drunk and or on drugs at a wild and rapid pace like a 100 mph with no stopping until the night or morning is over.

Hey dude let’s fire this weekend.

We firing this weekend?

We have to be firing tonight.

You firing tonight?

by YETH October 27, 2021

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006

firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Firing shots

deliberately insulting someone
see roast

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots

by Skim milk June 20, 2015

Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"

by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019