Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016

shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

shitscapade 

An event, sacred in most bromances, in which 2 to 4 bros enter a public bathroom and take a consecutive shit

Mike finishes eating: I have to shit

Anthony: So do I

Mike: Shitscapade?

Anthony: You read my mind.

shitscapade by InfamousBellO May 25, 2010

shitscaping 

Shitscaping or shitscapped. Describes a poorly executed landscaping job, such as poor lawn cutting, poor brick laying, poor mulch spreading, etc. The act of shitscaping is commonly done among landscaping companies that do not have the proper amount of personal, equipment, or knowledge to carry out a given job.

Since the employee franked up the lawn mower, by flipping the lawnmower when trying to cut grass on a steep hill, the grass was shitscapped because it was tore up by the tires and many areas were left uncut.

The landscaping company bid very low on a given job, which bidding low typically correlates in doing a very poor landscaping job, hence shitscaping.

shitscaping by bigjholdem November 27, 2011

shitcakes 

a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd

woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!

shitcakes by franc September 22, 2005

Shitscapade 

A period of great stress in which one has to shit, but seemingly all bathrooms on God's green earth are occupied. This forces you to frantically search all bathrooms in the immediate vicinity until you either finding a bathroom or shitting your pants.

"Damn Daniel, I had to go on a shitscapade today; people were droppin' cold ones in every bathroom in the building! I had to blow up 7/11's toilet"

Shitscapade by Tasty Stew May 27, 2017

shitscape 

Runescape. It's a game made by Andrew something. IT SUCKS. IT SUCKS ASS. Bad Graphics. Bad Lag. Cheaters, and sfcking cheesy. DO NOT PAY for this game unless you want to be consumed by it. It's bad for you. Play some Counter Strike or something

Runescape is fucking SHITSCAPE.

shitscape by RUNESCAPE SUCKS January 2, 2006