Skip to main content

shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.
#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!
shit-stalking by WomenOf113 December 4, 2011
Words you can keep

Shit Stacking 

When one shits on the ground, and another shits on top of the original shit. Usually very steamy and mountainous.
C-Mac: "Someone took a steamy shit on the floor!"

Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."
Shit Stacking by Mustafa_Raza_ July 18, 2012

Shit Stacking 

A technique used for the digestion speedrun where one has loaded a constipation stool slug and charges it with lots of taco bell diarrhea to create an explosive charge that is really useful in combat
"this dude's a real pro at shit stacking he got a whole squad wipe when they were all trying to piss cancel."
Shit Stacking by AntonioSwift77 March 25, 2022

shit stacking 

Short for bullshit stacking. It's a tactic bullshitters use to place a large enough stack of BS consecutively to basically exhaust the willingness of a rational person to unpack it. It's followed by the bullshitter using that lack of willingness as a "victory" for their viewpoint. It's a consequence of Brandolini's law. See Liz Wheeler and Jordan Peterson as shining examples of this tactic.
From facebook, today: "don't claim to be a spiritualist if you bash others beliefs and religions ... you may not do those things under the white light of god but i sure do, especially tarot readings. Do yall know the portals you can open up doing that?? so yes i go by god he is my protector and this is exactly why you guys need educated before speaking on things."
Me: Wow that's too much shit stacking for me to bother unpacking it.
shit stacking by Lu Dogg April 13, 2021

shitstalking 

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
shitstalking by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

Shittalking 

The act of talking, or being talked to on the shitter.
Let me finish shitting then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of shittalking
Shittalking by Richard Ashley December 25, 2007

ShitTalkingKing from ifunny 

Frankie? More like Skankie! Birth name is Frachesco, not to be confused with the commonly ordered Starbucks drink. T-mobile associate by day, pussy slayer by night.
1:Just copped this new iPhone X
2: word. ShitTalkingKing from ifunny is throwin out hella good deals
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next