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Nip shit 

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Nip Nop Shit 

The rubbing (in a circular motion) of another persons Nipples with the index or middle fingers - causing them to laugh loudly and be generally incapacitated - usually occurs when in bed as a form of comic punishment.
If you don't get me a tissue, I'll give you the Nip Nop Shit!
Nip Nop Shit by Andi K July 3, 2006

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip 

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

shit nipples 

an expression used when something surprises you, or something bad happens to you.
oh shit nipples, the dryer just scared the fuck out of me.
shit nipples by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008

shit nipple 

(n.) a woman's asshole
"Dude, I totally fucked that girl in her shit nipple all night!"
"Siiiiiick!!!"

Shit Nipple 

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.
"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
Shit Nipple by Dark Dave May 17, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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