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shitnips 

the new sexual craze created at the turn of the century. Consists of the male or female counterpart taking the feces from his/her partner and rubbing it on their nipples.
She loved his shitnips.
Damn check out those shitnips
shitnips by Valtiellord May 2, 2009
A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.
"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."
Shitlips by Colinito October 20, 2006

shatnips 

1.Wiping one's ass from back to front, therefore getting excrement on one's scrotum.

Taken from fourth century old english.
"Ew dude, what smells like shatnips?"
shatnips by weissee n' coletrain March 26, 2008
The best word to ever come about. It's unheard of to the general public, yet true comedians will know where you're coming from when you say it. "Shiznips" has been used in only the most hilarious situations and will forever be. Afterall, you can't say a word like "shiznips" without getting a laugh or two.
-Did you do the science packet?
-aw shiznips, no!!

or

*little kid walks by*
-Hey, shiznipper!
Shiznips by Thecooliestaround June 17, 2010
Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.
Shitlips by Ian April 9, 2003

Shitnipples 

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).
Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”
Shitnipples by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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