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1.(av,n) Fucked-up looking nipples.
1.Shane Reese took off his shirt and I saw his big shitnips.

2.This bitch has the worst shitnips I have ever seen!

3.DAMN, look at those big shitnips!
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by Ivan November 15, 2004
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1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
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1. its a term used to describe someone whos has been so useless or such a let down, this makes them as useless as a nipple covered in shit.

2. A person whos make an epic goon of themselves.
1) Person 1 "heya mate, did you get that twenty bag for me?"

Person 2 "na man i forgot"

Person 1 "your such a fucking shitnip!"

2) Person 3 "Mate, i just got hit by a camel"

Person 4 "what a shit nip!"
by autollama October 10, 2010
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the new sexual craze created at the turn of the century. Consists of the male or female counterpart taking the feces from his/her partner and rubbing it on their nipples.
She loved his shitnips.
Damn check out those shitnips
by Valtiellord May 02, 2009
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The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 05, 2017
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