shit fright 

When one can't shit in public.

Paula: Yo Rachel let's go take a shit!
Rachel: Bro I can't shit here i have major shit fright...
Paula: Oh, thats rough. Let's hurry back to your place then.

shit fright by rachelalemany January 7, 2018

Shit Fight 

A great, messy struggle, such as a freeway at rush hour or registration at a large university.

I got this from a deck hand, who works off of Hawaii and the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.

Don't even try to park near the stadium. It's a shit fight on game day.

Shit Fight by KingfishRex October 28, 2004

Monkey Shit Fights 

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

Monkey Shit Fights by JSP123 January 22, 2009

Monkey Shit Fight

Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.

Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.

Monkey Shit Fight by teakyden December 20, 2007

pre-flight shit 

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

pre-flight shit by LonePooper February 1, 2018

shitbright 

shitbright, n. : a nonsensical idea that is nevertheless effective, esp. the most effective option available

Damn Forrest, that was some serious shitbright there!

shitbright by hazzard65 November 24, 2014

shitfight 

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do

Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours

shitfight by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011