shitbright

shitbright, n. : a nonsensical idea that is nevertheless effective, esp. the most effective option available

Damn Forrest, that was some serious shitbright there!

by hazzard65 November 24, 2014

Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do

Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours

by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011

Shitefright

Inability to pass faecal matter, in unfamiliar surroundings.

Can be particularly problematic in communal conveniences e.g a campsite toilet block.

"Tracy carn't wait to get home, Shes had shitefright all week !"

"Linda carn't eat any more, I'm bloated out with shitefright !"

by Tralinda April 18, 2014

shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do

Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours

by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011

shitbrit

shitty British Literature sometimes remarked to be "great" works of art

the ever lovely Pride and Prejudice or more commonly known as "shitbrit"

by precipce September 21, 2010

shitbrit

That Ye Olde English literature that all of your high school teachers can drone on about for a good hour EVERYDAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. NAWT that great, sorry Jane Austen. Honestly, the only reason people like shitbrit is because it was one of the first things ever written and that's why it was such an achievement. SMH

wanda: "hey I'm reading Pride and Prejudice... such meaningful British literature."
minnie: "wow COLs that's some shitbrit if I've ever heard of it" COLs again
Wanda: Fine. I'll go read Beowulf.
Minnie: EVEN worse.

by edge of a precipIce September 25, 2010