shit a monkey 

An expression of disbelief, shock, and utter surprise. Often heard after witnessing an incredible feet, or something that is downright amazing. However, it can also be used in the negative, when one encounters bad luck.

When Dad saw the skier land the two flips, he turned to me and said, "Shit a monkey, did you see that?!"
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.

shit a monkey by Reed7777 July 6, 2006

Shit a monkey 

The only thing that sounds more painful than childbirth, getting hit in the nuts, or even death.

"Shit a monkey!"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"

Shit a monkey by It's Bieber Bitch! January 24, 2015

Shit Fire in a Monkey Hole 

Term used when a person becomes frustrated.

Hey John, your car just got toed man! John says," Shit fire in a monkey hole!"

Shit Fire in a Monkey Hole by Kevin January 29, 2004

Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.

What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey

Shit, it's a monkey by That guy over there too November 22, 2010

take a shit money 

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk

Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money

take a shit money by Johhnnny V January 21, 2009