shistos

My sousin

Xristos=Shistos sat xwrkatika

by Juice August 9, 2003

schistosomial

A couple that is so intertwined with each other's life that they never do anything without the other present. They act as if being torn apart from each other would cause physical damage to themselves such as with the Schistosoma parasite where the female is literally intertwined within the male.

Becky and her boyfriend are so schistosomial, ever since they have been dating, she has never left his side.

by Dr. Schisto October 20, 2013

multiple shitosis

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.

Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.

by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014

shitosaurus

A huge crap after eating a large meal.

"Man I just ate a 3 brats and and 2 pieces of cake."

"Yeah your going to take a shitosaurus tomorrow"

by Flapjack27 November 1, 2009

shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.

Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!

by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008

Dos Shittos

Having to take a shit immediately after you just took one. This usually happens once you are done wiping your ass, pulling your pants up and washing your hands. Dos = two in Spanish. Shittos = slang plural for shits.

"I thought I was safe, but then I got an attack of Dos Shittos!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

shitos mitos

noun;
preferably used instead of swearing
most commonly stated during high-pressure situations.

"Shitos Mitos", I forgot to thaw the chicken.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022