shitos mitos

noun;
preferably used instead of swearing
most commonly stated during high-pressure situations.

"Shitos Mitos", I forgot to thaw the chicken.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022