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Horse, derived form ancient putumbuka word 'shithorze' meaning horse
Sitting horse
A dandruff farm
"What a huge shit that shitosh can produce"
"It's not everyday you see a shitosh. I have only seen them standing or runnung"
"The two biggest farms in this place are Azela's and his, Azela's is juniper farm and his is shitosh"
Shitosh by Dharre September 1, 2013
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multiple shitosis 

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.
Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.
multiple shitosis by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014
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shitshow 

Last night was really a shitshow; I'm telling you!!
shitshow by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Shitshow 

Welcome to the shitshow.
Shitshow by Pseudonym0404 May 9, 2020

shitosaurus 

A huge crap after eating a large meal.
"Man I just ate a 3 brats and and 2 pieces of cake."

"Yeah your going to take a shitosaurus tomorrow"
shitosaurus by Flapjack27 November 1, 2009

Shitshoy 

Simp and Street shitter.

His hobbies include eating curry, poop on the streets and begging for women's attention.
Person1: Who's this guy who poop on the street and looks like a bolivian.

Person2: That's shitshoy
Shitshoy by nobody.22 January 20, 2023

shitshow joe 

a man who likes to drink way more then should be possible for a man his size
likes to drink everynight of the week in the dorms
gets drunk and does not remember the next day
never admits to having a limit
shitshow joe by biggieV December 16, 2009
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