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Shirtpants

A shirtpants is someone who acts as though they can speak on concepts in alternative fashion yet they have the fashion sense of a saltine cracker.

A shirtpants could also be used as a term for someone who acts like they know everything about a certain style, or only believes stereotypes about the style, however they don’t wear or otherwise interact with the community.
lolita fashion community: haha cute style and dresses we r having the time of our lives
some shirtpants: YOU ARE TRYING TO DRESS LIKE A KID AND ATTRACT PEDOS!!!1!1!1
lolita community: shut the fuck up you shirtpants
by chromaggia December 18, 2022
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shirtpants

a shirtpants is an insult used against people who do not engage in alternative fashion yet act like they have a voice in the conversations of these communities.

The term shirtpants can also be used for:
• people who call every fashion style that doesn’t look like every white girl or boy “emo”
• people who believe damn near every stereotype about a fashion style
• people who act as though they know everything about a style besides not wearing the style or interacting with members of this community.

all in all, a shirtpants is the smartass of fashion
lolita fashion community: *having the time of their lives*
some shirtpants: omg emos lol, y’all are trying to get older guys haha
lolita community: shut the fuck up you saltine cracker built ass shirtpants
by chromaggia December 18, 2022
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splunge bod squirtpants

This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.
Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!
by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2017
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shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.
Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.
by Phil Gates July 30, 2007
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Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.
"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.
Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.
by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009
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shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010
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