shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

smarmypants

Like a smartypants, but smarmy.

That moron is such a Mr. Smarmypants.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

Sortypants

A highly organized, goal oriented person.

"Right from now on I'm going to be a right little sortypants and get things done!"

by Matty Groves June 7, 2016

shwastypants

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

by you would like to know July 18, 2006

It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.

Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006

shittypants switchypants

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

by German Shyster May 24, 2007

smartypants

something a five year old calls another smart five year old.
most get over it once they are past 6

five year old 1: you're such a smartypants!
five year old 2: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

by dancegal99 December 3, 2009