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Shitologist 

One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
Shitologist by TheShitologist February 28, 2011
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Shitologist 

One who is practiced in picking through others shit and exam imines it carefully.
Hey stop looking through my shit! What are you a Shitologist?
Shitologist by daddyD October 20, 2005

shiologist 

People who study shiology
Kathleen is the best shiologist in the world.

skapologist

one who is learned in the ways of skaps. familiar with their migratory patterns, and often speaking fluent skap.
dude #1: man i have no idea what the hell that girl just said
dude #2: That's cause your ass ain't a skapologist. all she said was "can i please have some dick"
skapologist by skap-a-phobic August 24, 2006

Shitologist 

A person who's trying to find a mistake in every situation. Sometimes, they can be disturbing.
+Hey man, look at my sunglasses. They're cool, huh?

-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.

+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.

+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.
Shitologist by Gümbürtülü Dost February 29, 2020

Shitologist 

Medical professional who aids patients in the excretion or inhibition of feaces in cases if either extreme constipation or diarrhoea usually through the administration of specifc tablets/antibiotics.
"I had some serious diarrhoea the other day man had to check out with the shitologist."
Shitologist by Dr Antonio Pedila September 1, 2022