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Making sure a loose (gear) box is nice and tight, often using a moderate amount of lube to reduce screaming.

Do not use water based lubricants, and a good shimjob takes time.

Remember kids: a sloppy shimjob can lead to broken axles and a terrible time with all the screaming.
Yo dawg, dan did a shimjob on my gf's box, and now it purrs like a kitten
shimjob by dan_dares_69 April 30, 2023
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shimbobo 

the maumauing of made-up words
tink dat crunchy shimbobo gwanna fly?
shimbobo by maumau May 28, 2006
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n. the act of eating a Slim Jim out of someone's rectum; a portmanteau of Slim Jim and rimjob
Man, I totally gave that bitch a teriyaki slimjob.
slimjob by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010
Getting a blowjob while having your hair shampoo'd.
When Blake walked in the hair salon for a designer cut, he never thought he would walk out having received the much sought-after shamjob.
shamjob by ElfBlake June 11, 2012
Combination of a blowjob and a handjob. The individual performing oral sex on the penis is also using their hand(s) to pleasure the member simultaneously. Resembles the act of swimming underwater.
I was bored with our usual oral routine, so I requested that Katie give me a swimjob.
Swimjob by Wike4000 September 4, 2016
A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage
Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm
shitjob by Tom Bomb April 8, 2006
Shimbob is a great guy with great knowledge about every thing he also has a friend named Reezy who is really cool.
Shimbob loves dick harrison and has him as his god because every one knows dick harrison is the man. Shimbob has the power to destroy anyone with a sentece because he speaks like he is smarter then you because he is but also to be a god so people look up to him.
Damn you so smart you sound like shimbob.
Shimbob by REAL_Reezy June 1, 2021
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