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n. the act of eating a Slim Jim out of someone's rectum; a portmanteau of Slim Jim and rimjob
Man, I totally gave that bitch a teriyaki slimjob.
slimjob by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010
Words you can keep
When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.
Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...
Slimjob by Drillbit314 May 24, 2009
The act of wrapping a slim jim around an erected cock, and then slowing eating if off.
Yo the asian slut Caitlin gave my boy Jim a mad slimjob last night.

She really knows how to mechanically separate that meat.
Slimjob by CaitRape9 May 6, 2010
When you download slimbrowser and your bored so you need a slimjob
I NEED A SLIMJOB RIGHT NOW
SLIMJOB by Superawesomefan August 30, 2023

Slimjohn 

Verb, to slimjohn is to eat something so quickly it seemingly never touched your tounge. The phrase "double slimjohn" originated when people started to slimjohn so fast they regurgitated and slimjohnned again. The record is a quadruple slimjohn.

There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.
Toaster: Hi have you seen my friend James he can slimjohn 14 pizzas within 10 minutes
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.

James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn
Slimjohn by SlimjohnSooner July 23, 2020

Amazonian Slamjob 

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob
"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."
Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015
Combination of a blowjob and a handjob. The individual performing oral sex on the penis is also using their hand(s) to pleasure the member simultaneously. Resembles the act of swimming underwater.
I was bored with our usual oral routine, so I requested that Katie give me a swimjob.
Swimjob by Wike4000 September 4, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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