slimjob

n. the act of eating a Slim Jim out of someone's rectum; a portmanteau of Slim Jim and rimjob

Man, I totally gave that bitch a teriyaki slimjob.

by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010

Slimjob

When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.

Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...

by Drillbit314 May 24, 2009

Slimjob

The act of wrapping a slim jim around an erected cock, and then slowing eating if off.

Yo the asian slut Caitlin gave my boy Jim a mad slimjob last night.

She really knows how to mechanically separate that meat.

by CaitRape9 May 6, 2010

SLIMJOB

When you download slimbrowser and your bored so you need a slimjob

I NEED A SLIMJOB RIGHT NOW

by Superawesomefan August 30, 2023

Slimjohn

Verb, to slimjohn is to eat something so quickly it seemingly never touched your tounge. The phrase "double slimjohn" originated when people started to slimjohn so fast they regurgitated and slimjohnned again. The record is a quadruple slimjohn.

There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.

Toaster: Hi have you seen my friend James he can slimjohn 14 pizzas within 10 minutes
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.

James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn

by SlimjohnSooner July 23, 2020

Amazonian Slamjob

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

by imapython October 24, 2015

Swimjob

Combination of a blowjob and a handjob. The individual performing oral sex on the penis is also using their hand(s) to pleasure the member simultaneously. Resembles the act of swimming underwater.

I was bored with our usual oral routine, so I requested that Katie give me a swimjob.

by Wike4000 September 4, 2016