Swimjob

Combination of a blowjob and a handjob. The individual performing oral sex on the penis is also using their hand(s) to pleasure the member simultaneously. Resembles the act of swimming underwater.

I was bored with our usual oral routine, so I requested that Katie give me a swimjob.

by Wike4000 September 4, 2016

slimjob

n. the act of eating a Slim Jim out of someone's rectum; a portmanteau of Slim Jim and rimjob

Man, I totally gave that bitch a teriyaki slimjob.

by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010

Swimbob

Swimbob is a word invented by a Scottish bloke called Rosscoe to describe the action of swimming.

Alice asks: "Hey Ally, are you up for some swimbobbing tonight? Ross and I are going."

by rascal1 August 19, 2009

Slimjob

When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.

Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...

by Drillbit314 May 24, 2009

Slimjob

The act of wrapping a slim jim around an erected cock, and then slowing eating if off.

Yo the asian slut Caitlin gave my boy Jim a mad slimjob last night.

She really knows how to mechanically separate that meat.

by CaitRape9 May 6, 2010

shimjob

Making sure a loose (gear) box is nice and tight, often using a moderate amount of lube to reduce screaming.

Do not use water based lubricants, and a good shimjob takes time.

Remember kids: a sloppy shimjob can lead to broken axles and a terrible time with all the screaming.

Yo dawg, dan did a shimjob on my gf's box, and now it purrs like a kitten

by dan_dares_69 April 30, 2023

SLIMJOB

When you download slimbrowser and your bored so you need a slimjob

I NEED A SLIMJOB RIGHT NOW

by Superawesomefan August 30, 2023