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A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage
Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm
shitjob by Tom Bomb April 8, 2006
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When you shit in a girls mouth and then she gives you a blowjob
Tiffany have me a hell of a shitjob last night, bro
Shitjob by Kads October 15, 2013
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When you fuck a girl in the ass and get shit on your dick and she sucks it off
I i fcked that hoe in the ass and got shit on my dick then she gave me a shitjob
Shitjob by Moosinitinks January 19, 2010

Shit job 

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
Every job I've been in
Shit job by Craig September 7, 2004

shit job boy

Shit Job Boy or SJB for short, the guy who always gets the job nobody wants to do and is automatically given any said shit job while everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.
There are 300 cracked sewer pipes to weld this week the shit job boy is going to be busy this week.
shit job boy by Drunk Wizzard December 8, 2021

shitmobile 

A term for a car that is in a horrible state of disrepair. Usually they are rusty, falling apart, ugly ect. Similar to a crapmobile.
Look at that piece of shit car, its a shitmobile.
shitmobile by unknown999 March 17, 2008

Shitcobble 

Similar to 'Macguyvering, (although the quality of said work is poor and generally so is the product)' a (to) shitcobble can be used interchangeably as a noun and a verb. 'Putting something together with limited or poor resources all the while having little to no idea how to exactly put the resources together in a cohesive manner.' It should be noted that a shitcobble can also be intangible, such as when someone's plan or idea is shittily constructed. (A shitcobble is the product of shitcobbling. Thus, to shitcobble results in a product known as a shitcobble.)
My life is a fucking shitcobble.
Shitcobble by diapergays dan October 27, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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