Shitjobber Share definition Flag One who sucks on shit turds in a matter as if it was a dick that they were giving a blowjob to. Man, Carl is really going down on that turd! Yeah Carl is a shitjobber from way back. Shitjobber by sanitarylizard December 12, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Shitjobber mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch