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One who sucks on shit turds in a matter as if it was a dick that they were giving a blowjob to.
Man, Carl is really going down on that turd! Yeah Carl is a shitjobber from way back.
by sanitarylizard December 12, 2013
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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