shamjob 

Getting a blowjob while having your hair shampoo'd.

When Blake walked in the hair salon for a designer cut, he never thought he would walk out having received the much sought-after shamjob.

shamjob by ElfBlake June 11, 2012

Amazonian Slamjob 

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015

shanjob 

This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob

He was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!

shanjob by gdiofkys November 16, 2011

Shamob 

1: to strut in groups of 3 or more
2: to publicly masturbate in an automotive building

1: "We were just shamobbin' it down the street while listening to an 80's montage."
2: "Did you see that guy shamobbing next to the counter at Les Schwabs?"

Shamob by Yourmommaspants November 2, 2011

Samjob 

A sandwitch follwed immediately after consumption by a handjob.

Put your hands to good use for once and give me a samjob.

Samjob by TurdToTheWise April 2, 2010

shimjob

Making sure a loose (gear) box is nice and tight, often using a moderate amount of lube to reduce screaming.

Do not use water based lubricants, and a good shimjob takes time.

Remember kids: a sloppy shimjob can lead to broken axles and a terrible time with all the screaming.

Yo dawg, dan did a shimjob on my gf's box, and now it purrs like a kitten

shimjob by dan_dares_69 April 30, 2023

shamejob 

When someone does something embarrassing

*someone trips*

HAHAHAH SHAMEJOB BITCHASS

shamejob by mickelpickel123 December 22, 2023