shamjob

Getting a blowjob while having your hair shampoo'd.

When Blake walked in the hair salon for a designer cut, he never thought he would walk out having received the much sought-after shamjob.

by ElfBlake June 11, 2012

Amazonian Slamjob

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

by imapython October 24, 2015

shanjob

This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob

He was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!

by gdiofkys November 16, 2011

Shamob

1: to strut in groups of 3 or more
2: to publicly masturbate in an automotive building

1: "We were just shamobbin' it down the street while listening to an 80's montage."
2: "Did you see that guy shamobbing next to the counter at Les Schwabs?"

by Yourmommaspants November 2, 2011

Samjob

A sandwitch follwed immediately after consumption by a handjob.

Put your hands to good use for once and give me a samjob.

by TurdToTheWise April 2, 2010

shimjob

Making sure a loose (gear) box is nice and tight, often using a moderate amount of lube to reduce screaming.

Do not use water based lubricants, and a good shimjob takes time.

Remember kids: a sloppy shimjob can lead to broken axles and a terrible time with all the screaming.

Yo dawg, dan did a shimjob on my gf's box, and now it purrs like a kitten

by dan_dares_69 April 30, 2023

shamejob

When someone does something embarrassing

*someone trips*

HAHAHAH SHAMEJOB BITCHASS

by mickelpickel123 December 22, 2023