20 definitions by Two Hep Cats

DONald Trump-Care. (pron. "Don-T-Care") The Republican "replacement" for Obamacare. Hey--it's the plan that doesn't give a shit about you, your health, or your bank account (except for emptying it and handing it over to rich folks).
I have no health insurance. I have DonTcare--"The Closest Thing to Nothing"
by Two Hep Cats March 16, 2017
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I can't believe how good a phoneto you just uploaded. What kind of phone did you use to shoot it?
by Two Hep Cats July 16, 2011
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What happens to vaqueros who leave the prairie too quickly.
Jorge galloped off the ranch an' got hisself deranged. Boy's brain was plumb pasturized. Too mas loco weed, pendejo.
by Two Hep Cats January 5, 2013
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A hemorrhoid the size of a meteor. And twice as hot.
I can't go horseback riding with you tomorrow, dude.

Why not?

by Two Hep Cats October 30, 2010
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Deep depression caused by chronic lack of money.
My shrink says I have Dinero Deficit Disorder. I went broke paying him for therapy.
by Two Hep Cats November 17, 2010
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Overposting on Facebook. An ego disorder leading people to believe their friends want to hear from them more than once or twice a week.
Dude, I'm totally progressive. But, when you Outrage-Post 19 political articles and videos in 3 hours--that's Overbooking!
by Two Hep Cats March 27, 2011
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Rich Guy Propaganda. A principle of life that every educated person needs to know--that Rich Guys use the principles of propaganda to fool the gullible into thinking that what's good for the rich is good for them.
Notice how, during every election, Rich Guys repackage trickle-down economics and try to sell it all over again? It's nothing but RGP bullshit, lipstick on the same old, greedy pig.
by Two Hep Cats April 14, 2013
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