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Shitchest 

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.
Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.
Shitchest by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017
Related Words
The combination between Slut and Biatch

The short and quick way to say "Slut" + "Biatch"
Gavin: yo, check out that drunk girl giving that old fat oaf head
Nuts: she is such a sliatch!
sliatch by Nutzs June 27, 2006

Shatchatting 

Brett: "Were you shatchatting me last night?"
Maria: "Haha yea my bad"
Shatchatting by OfficialRosche April 11, 2015
>Do you wanna hit up SoBe this weekend?
>Shitcha!
shitcha by mayebomb June 10, 2005
Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.

1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."

Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."

2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."

(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"

3. "It's shizatch time!"

"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."
Shizatch by Rhykker April 30, 2008
An uncomfortable itch surrounding one's anus; usually created as a by-product of an improper or ineffective anal wipe following a bowel movement. Can also be the result of a shart.
Bob: What are you scratching at Larry?
Larry: My ass. The restaurant ran out of toilet paper and now I got a serious shitch. You got any baby wipes?
Shitch by BippyDeluxx February 7, 2008