Shizatch

Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.

1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."

Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."

1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."

2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."

(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"

3. "It's shizatch time!"

"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."

Shizatch by Rhykker April 30, 2008

Shiznatch

Totally good. Nothing beats it.

This KFC chicken wings are the shiznatch!

Shiznatch by fatguy October 1, 2002

pizatch for the snizatch 

Slang term for the birth control patch. Original phrase was "patch for the snatch", which was elaborated on using hip-hop slang to arrive at "pizatch for the snizatch".

"Is she on the pill dude?"
"No, but she's got the pizatch for the snizatch!"

pizatch for the snizatch by Jason Blessing January 3, 2004

shiznatch

Basically means shit, created to go with biznatch.

Mah biznatch was all yellin about some dumb shiznatch last night.

shiznatch by Punboy December 28, 2003

shiatch 

Shiatch is another way of saying shit.
Just like biatch stands for bitch.

"Ohhh shiatch, I'm out of pot!"

"Shiatch, that biatch is HAWT bro!"

shiatch by dudekovski January 18, 2009

swizatch 

equivalent to when a white boy says sweet!
Signifies content, and a burst of a jocund attitude.

Swizatch homy, you tapped dat ass.

swizatch by The famous shiv poppa October 7, 2003