shepamster

Sexy - when talking about a girl.

Jim: "Man, I'm thinking of dropping my Psychology class. The teacher is too distracting."

Martin: "Huh? Why?"

Jim: "She's just so.... shepamster!"

by Adel7 August 29, 2007

spamster

spam + Pam + Hamster, used in the the show, The Office.

Micheal Scott - Spamster..
Pam - umm, Pam plus spam plus...
Micheal Scott - hamster
Me - lmao! that was so comical!

by \Bunit/ January 9, 2008

spamster

1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.

2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.

3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.

PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!

BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.

PETER: What did you say?

BOBBY: Oh, nothing.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

seamster

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006

shamster

Generally disreputable person. Con artist, lazy, sleazy, etc. all qualify

Al Sharpton, Jerry Springer, people who send Email spam, optical networking export S.D. Brorson

by John Hinsdale May 23, 2003

Seamster

A male seamstress, more commonly known as a Tailor.

I need to take my new suit to the seamster, he’s really good at tailoring.

by TM71985 May 11, 2021

Seamster

A person wearing clothing such as Hollister, or any other type of 'prep' influenced style of clothing.

"Look at that seamster wearing hollister! What a fag."

by CTM1 April 4, 2009