seamster 

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

seamster by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006

Seamster 

A male seamstress, more commonly known as a Tailor.

I need to take my new suit to the seamster, he’s really good at tailoring.

Seamster by TM71985 May 11, 2021

Seamster 

A person wearing clothing such as Hollister, or any other type of 'prep' influenced style of clothing.

"Look at that seamster wearing hollister! What a fag."

Seamster by CTM1 April 4, 2009

Football Seamster/Seamstress 

A Fuckstick (person, not penis or dildo)

George Bush

Football Seamster/Seamstress by James Cagney February 10, 2004

spamster 

spam + Pam + Hamster, used in the the show, The Office.

Micheal Scott - Spamster..
Pam - umm, Pam plus spam plus...
Micheal Scott - hamster
Me - lmao! that was so comical!

spamster by \Bunit/ January 9, 2008

Slamster 

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

Slamster by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016